New Releases: What upcoming games are you looking forward to?
Start your first game."Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
Pause the game for the first time."Hey...come back here and play!"
Complete all of the in-game tutorials."Like I had any choice..."
Defeat an enemy using melee combat."I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Score 20 headshots."A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Score two headshots with one bullet."Eat lead...both of you!"