Game Night!: This weekend! https://www.facebook.com/events/317792721696252/
Earn all Trophies in the game."You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
Shoot 30 potted plants."Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers."Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Collect 20 Hazard pickups."Maxx Karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name."
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups."It's not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!"
Complete a level without dying."Eight million corpses in this level…and you're not one of them."
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting."Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting."Well…at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy…'"
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting."You've done this before, haven't you?"
Watch the credits from beginning to end."Hey…aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"